Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
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Get the your organs gonna shift mug.Shift : A tetronic movement or the inner Earth's core, that affects velocity (released) and polar energies all the time spinning so fast we don't feel it.
The Shift : felt exactly this time last year to the date.
It was like jumping high up in a skyscraper lift.
After this event, astral versions of people started to appear around my home...I recognised the locals, the kooky part, there bodies were very much alive. To have them on mass, like they are I concluded that the above "shift" had created some kind of rippling pool of energy, like the air hums.. as time went on I called them "shifts" in Bagarra they called them marionettes the puppeteer being what I call the controller. Two distinct groups, one that crushes with the baddness more so in them. The other submissive but more a jungle rebel (in both astral shift form creating little fighting groups) the dominant group I labelled controller were highly organised and funded by the Gov , organised crime, & wealthy)
The Shift : felt exactly this time last year to the date.
It was like jumping high up in a skyscraper lift.
After this event, astral versions of people started to appear around my home...I recognised the locals, the kooky part, there bodies were very much alive. To have them on mass, like they are I concluded that the above "shift" had created some kind of rippling pool of energy, like the air hums.. as time went on I called them "shifts" in Bagarra they called them marionettes the puppeteer being what I call the controller. Two distinct groups, one that crushes with the baddness more so in them. The other submissive but more a jungle rebel (in both astral shift form creating little fighting groups) the dominant group I labelled controller were highly organised and funded by the Gov , organised crime, & wealthy)
Is it Jack's 'Snift " you see or his mother's ghost.
His shift appears every night
Astral being but body alive. That says they are either the spirit or part of of such.
Therefore should be protected and respected with some becoming entities maybe letter in hyracheial positioning.
His shift appears every night
Astral being but body alive. That says they are either the spirit or part of of such.
Therefore should be protected and respected with some becoming entities maybe letter in hyracheial positioning.
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