Shake and Bake

A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.

Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?

Mike: No man, what did he do?

Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.

by Theshakeandbakemaster October 5, 2010

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Shake Junt

A blunt composed of only shake.

That was a danlk ass shake junt you rolled the other day hombre

by Arther February 12, 2008

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milk shake

When a woman is full of cum and continues to partake in sex, all of that shacking and mixing equals a milk shake

If you take enough cream pies you'll have a milk shake

by Gypsy-Jip-C May 21, 2010

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shake a stick

To start a problem

"They forgot the mustard on my burger dude don't shake a stick over it"

by Grafstein January 23, 2009

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Bro Shake

A greeting between two people involving and respect-showing handshake.

I bro shaked everbody in the room

by perple X March 14, 2007

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Oreo shake

when you cum in a girl's ass, then it mixes with her shit and it comes out pasty white and brown like the colors of an orea cookie. It is youre choice whether you feed it to her or not.

i fed that chick an oreo shake last night

by triplesec November 22, 2009

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