Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards

Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt

by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020

fat cat seat

Overly cushy, large, fancy seat designed for the backside of a wanna-be big shot, often replacing a typical seat regular people sit in.

Even when the regular ballpark seats are filled with fans, many of the big blue padded fat cat seats behind home plate at Yankee Stadium stay empty because of unreasonably high ticket prices.

by Charleyslove August 26, 2017

Back-seat Driving

The person who ALWAYS has to micro-manage EVERYTHING, constantly looking over your shoulder, adding their opinions, and what they deem to be a more proficient way of doing whatever it is, added as corrections to the thing that you are doing in the right way in the first instance.

"Buddy, STOP BACK-SEAT DRIVING!!!

by Totes Hassles April 13, 2023

love seat plant

Basically, the same as couch potato or sofa spud. Anyways it just means a lazy person who sits on a love seat watching television

Dude: Guy, what is your daily routine?
Guy: I sit on a love seat watching television
Dude: Ok, you are a.
*results printing*
Dude: Love Seat Plant

by IHaveAGun January 5, 2023

front seat fracas

Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.

She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

Back-Seat Special

While in the backseat of a small car fucking a girl... have a friend or family member smash the back window on your back while close to climax.

Hey girl, wanna do the back-seat special with me?

My friend did the back-seat special and I'm sooo jealous!

by No Easy Fuck Its August 10, 2021

Truck Seat Tuna

When you bag a last call 10 at the bar and she leaves a snail trail on your truck seat.

Last time I gave her a ride home she left me with Truck Seat Tuna

by Creamy Cayenne November 16, 2022