sausage body

- noun
1. a body that has absolutely no curves, as if the person has eaten nothing but sausages since birth, resulting in no shape and a greasy sheen on the skin.
2. a body that looks like a sausage.

Neil: "Damn, did you see Joan the other day!"
Bob: "Not since last summer."
Neil: "Something happened! Looks like she stopped exercising and loaded up on the carbs!"
Bob: "Wow,...became a real Sausage Body, eh?"

by BPPump May 05, 2009

Sausage Scarf

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

1.) Things were getting hot and heavy until he showed me his sausage scarf.

2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.

by SF720 August 07, 2015

Sausage Fest

When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.

Or

When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.

Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men

dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker

by Kelly Marie =] November 03, 2008

Sausage Backspin

The act, of balancing on your dick, then proceeding to spin while reciting Despacito, on your sexual partner.

what the fuck was that you just did! says Barbera, "Why, it was a Sausage Backspin my dear"

by YaboiArabCaillou December 10, 2018

Curry Sausage

An Asian mans big cock.

Boy:Man, he's huge!
Girl:And I heard he has a Curry Sausage!

by Fap12321 January 14, 2012

sausage fears

a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia

"Why is Derek afraid of hugging Jonathan?" "He's got mad sausage fears, bro."

by Bro Needs A Babysitter June 20, 2015

polish sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

by Woodman January 04, 2005