never safe from waluigi

Some random meme I saw on reddit

N:Ever
S:Afe

F:rom
W:aluigi
Never safe from waluigi

by TheLimist September 9, 2023

not safe for life

Any video or image that depicts particularly graphic material such as a dog getting kicked or a disemboweled horse.

Hey, do you want see an image of a dead dog?

-Kevin
No, why would I want to see that? That’s not safe for life.
-Joe

by wordbrodgg September 9, 2023

Book safe

A hard covered book that has had its pages carved out in the middle. The space created can be used to discretely hide small objects such as condoms, bowls, or other objects of an illicit nature.

I can't believe it!, I got a Book safe full of condoms for my birthday!

by BlackSean January 22, 2011

Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012

safe

term used by canyon

1. Me: OMG WIG OMGBSJDHS
Canyon: safe

2. Me: Hey skinny
Canyon: safe

3. Me: where tf are his stories
Canyon: safe

by zachary_.frantzich💜💛 August 22, 2018

Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not

She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before

by PK1611 August 28, 2022

Safe Sex

When you dont get or get someone pregnant :

Yes mom we had safe sex dayum

by tightestpussyyouwilleverhave September 13, 2021