spear of squirting

occurs very rarely but manly in the medieval times. Occurs during very hardcore fucking. A male has fucked so much tht he goes completely huly and throws a spear through the vagina of the female. The female squirts uncontrollably and eventually dies. The fluid is toxic so the mail dies most of the time as well. It is illegal in the US but.....fuck that its so much fun. As Dr.Bowens would say....go for it or I will steal your chance and smile

Ryan used the spear of squirting on his female cousin in alabama with albert einstein

by ryan bowens will fall off bed! December 09, 2008

Armenian Squirt Gun

Where a man lays on his back and throws his hips forward thus cumming in his own mouth.

Jeff and I hooked up last night and when he was finishing he did the Armenian squirt gun.

by KhaosArkAngel August 02, 2016

Super Squirt September

The number the day is, us how many times the girl has to squirt.

Girl 1: I bet I can make it to the 15th of Super Squirt September and squirt 15 times
Girl 2: I can probably make it the 31st
Girl 1: Yeah cause you’re an horny spaz

by MotherSmother34 November 01, 2019

grand theft squirt

when someone is jerking off then just as they are about to finish you reach over and finish them

i saw my friend jerking off and then i gave him a grand theft squirt

by gondla man October 05, 2014

Cum Bob Squirt Pants

Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.

"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.

by Jonny-Tann November 14, 2013

Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.

Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009

technicolor hershey squirts

A colorful term for "Fruity Pebbles" in relation to "Cocoa Pebbles"

This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.

Technicolor hershey squirts are just like the shits with a little more color and flavor.

by TheSantaMan November 27, 2006