Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.

They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.

by XDNFX July 16, 2009

sticky sandwich

push a girls pussy lips together,then start to lightly teeth them

jay: "what you do with mary last night ?"

bob: " she gave me a sticky sandwich"

by kingoftrim November 9, 2009

sandwich-gasm

When a state of orgasm is reached due to the deliciousness of the sandwich being consumed, usually of toasted cheese orientation.

Kevin: "That sandwich doesn't look half bad. Hows is it?"
Stephen: "It's so good. I think I'm having a sandwich-gasm"

by HodgeBoss June 6, 2010

sandwich pa

a sandwich cooked in a jaffle maker.

Dad, can you please make me a sandwich pa?

by vinpor April 27, 2008

alaskan sandwich

When two girls chew up ice and blow a guys junk at the same time.

Sandy and Mandy gave me an Alaskan Sandwich last night which is good because they're both on gluten free diets.

by D1CKBIZKIT361 December 20, 2014

Senile sandwich

When seated between two geezers, and forced to hear inane and/or poorly heard conversations.

I was in a senile sandwich on the plane ride home, seated between two old ladies who couldn't hear each other's conversation.

by dream luvva April 6, 2015

Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.

"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"

by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016