Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.
Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)
by August 16, 2021
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root node mentality

The term "root node mentality," created by Hunter, refers to the root node of a data structure, specifically a tree structure. In computer science, many things are organized in tree structures, with the root node being the TOP node where everything begins. Think of it as the trunk of a tree from which all branches grow. Everything in the tree originates from the root.

This idea is similar to a social hierarchy, where the goal is to reach the top position. In this social tree, being the root node means being a leader and trendsetter, not just a follower or "leaf node." Attractive women often prefer men who are at the top of society, so aiming to be a leader, or a "root node," is beneficial.
Q: How do you know everybody? How are you so well connected, bro?
A: It's the root node mentality, man.
by LeafNodeAf May 28, 2024
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root the parrot

To pay an electricity/power bill.
"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"
by grishmael July 28, 2024
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showin root

Having a boner that is unintentionally visible through clothing
My dad stopped by while I was having sex with my wife. I think I played it off pretty well, but I know I was showin root
by Rooster166 December 12, 2022
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cap'n root beer

Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods
Let's go make some cap'n root beer in the shed
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Roots Hipster

A type of hipster that is typically interested in traditional folk and country music, with the emphasis being traditional! They tend to show a disdain for indie folk and related genres which they claim only corrupt the genre's purity. Also Roots Hipsters tend dress in clothes that were popular at the turn of the 20th century in the style of the day as opposed to the so called individualistic twists of regular hipsters. In conclusion Roots Hipsters tend to dislike regular hipsters because their belief that regular hipsters don't know what real culture is and couldn't appreciate it if they did.
Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster
by ZS95 March 06, 2015
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Head Root

A Head Root is tip or head of the male penis, the dickhead. The head root is the head and the root portion of the penis is the shaft of the penis. The term is often used as a noun to call someone a name similar to dickhead.
Hey headroot what's your problem? I bought the wrong sized condoms and they wouldn't even fit over my head root.
by vitlaw14 May 28, 2013
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