Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.

Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."

by Dem Applez October 27, 2022

Roaches

Adjectives to describe people with such characteristics:
- Hooligans.

- Have no home training!

- NO DECORUM
- LITERAL HOMIE HOPPERS
-Disgusting behavior

- constantly intruding personal spaces

- GHETTONESS IS UNMATCHED

- horrible attitudes
- LOVES to spread rumors

Sara: The roaches are really getting on my nerves.

Dylan: Why?
Sara: They were playing their crusty Soundcloud raps in the back of the classroom

by nicheshawty.com May 24, 2022

roach titties

Titties that are small like a roach

"Jessica's hot"

"Nah she got roach titties"

by crybaby123 September 3, 2016

face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.

Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches

by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018

Roached

when your eating peaches out and a roach crawls down your throat from out of her pussy

dude i was roached last night by brittany

by JOEMAMA111 November 26, 2019

Doing the Roach

1. To receive cunnilingus while lying down with your head hanging off the edge of the surface and legs straight up on the air.
2. In the movie Point Break (1991), when the fatally wounded character Roach launches himself backwards head first out of the plane to skydive.

“What are you planning for your 40th Birthday?”
“I think me and Keanu are just gonna be ‘doing the Roach’ all night on our new Crate and Barrel sectional.”

by Orangeflip October 13, 2019

Roach

A derogatory term for an Asian person

Person 1: Don’t talk to me you roach
Person 2: Stop being racist

by Justin Akira November 20, 2021