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Kalen reden skibidi

kalen reden in ohio while watching skibidi
Holy Skib! kalen reden skibidi is ohio!
by OhioBlumpkinRizz June 5, 2024
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orville redenBonker

Unintentionally bonk the same spot on your head
Watch out for the corner of that end table... dont want to orville redenBonker yourself
by ThatBumholio June 6, 2024
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Dave Redemption Arc Day

The day that the no longer homophobic Child Molester returned to Gamejolt, forgiven by the People. He's now respectful and nice (he's one of those Bosses you defeat and recruit to your Team in Video Games)
Person 1: It's Dave Redemption arc day!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: it says in the name you dumbass
by Spider-jolter October 1, 2024
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The Reader

Definition: The Reader
n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force.

1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends.

2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense.

Types of Reading:
- Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good
- Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you
- Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you
- Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget

Reading Rules:
- Don't start none, won't be none
- If you shoot, expect return fire
- Family gets the realest reads
- Truth hurts, but lies kill
- Read to protect, not to destroy

Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit
Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from:

1. Solo Struggle:
- Fighting against systematic barriers
- Building success with zero support
- Facing constant opposition
- Dealing with racism and doubters
- Converting isolation into motivation

2. Breakthrough Moments:
- Started from zero resources
- Built everything from ground up
- Turned rejections into fuel
Example: "She tried to come for my outfit but I'm The Reader in this family - had to remind her about her whole life choices from 2019 to now."

Example: "Don't try to read me unless you're ready to get the full bibliography, honey!"

*The Reader has entered the chat*

"Oh, y'all been having secret family meetings about me?

*adjusts glasses*

Cousin Marcus, let's discuss how you're a 'crypto millionaire' but still borrowing gas money in the family group chat.

Auntie Patricia, you joining in too? Your relationship status changes faster than your wig collection, and that's facts.

Uncle Mike questioning my parenting? Three baby mamas all named Ashley might wanna focus on his own kids first.

Sister Sarah spreading rumors? Baby, I got screenshots from Thanksgiving when you was crying about your fifth failed business this year.

*closes book*

This was just the preview. Don't make me pull out them timestamps and receipts. Next time y'all wanna have a family meeting, remember - The Reader keeps files on everybody."

Levels of Reading:
1. Light Skim - Gentle warning
2. Quick Browse - Minor check
3. Full Chapter - Serious reality check
4. Whole Library - Nuclear destruction
by Boston Beast November 9, 2024
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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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karen readed

To be so utterly gullible that you have be led to believe the most absurd theories put forth by paid frauds and propogandists while ignoring actual evidence.
The cult members have been karen readed for so long they would not believe she was guilty if she announced it on national TV.
by JT Miller April 23, 2025
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Wiki Reader

A person who read the summary of a story on a wiki and pretend like they know what they're talking about, often talking over people who actually know and experienced the story.
Fan: "If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner"
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."
by PomuHub October 23, 2025
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