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Potato

The foolish believers of fake news commonly found on the internet, specifically social media. These potato’s or Taters can be found liking, sharing, and commenting on the most obvious of made up posts.

Originated on America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.
<someone posts verifiably fake made up content>

1: thank you for getting truth out there and fighting those neocommies

2: I love the smell of potato in the morning
by Whynotyo? February 26, 2019
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Street Potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.
"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in this city!"
by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019
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Sweetening the potato

Sweetening the potato

Bro 1:Yo I walked in and Joey was sweetening some chicks potato!
Bro 2:THAT PIMP!!
by Potato Sweetner January 2, 2011
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idaho giant potato

The act of shoving a potato up a womans anus. And taking it out jerking off untill ejaculation, put your cum on the potato, and force feed it to her.
I totally gave Whitney the Idaho Giant Potato
by Cockyballslover69 February 15, 2017
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Potato

White people living or travelling in South East Asia.

White ex-pats are often seen as fat, white and inert. Common variants are "fat potato", "stupid potato", "dirty potato" and so on.

Potato was first coined in 2008 by ex-pats living in Vietnam. It was first reference in the Vietnam Times in January 2009, and spread quite quickly throughout Vietnam and is currently becoming pervasive in major ex-pat hubs including Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur and Ho Chi Minh City. Term has also surfaced in the SE Asian community in Australia.

In Sydney the increased Anglo-Saxon interest in Asian cultures has led to this word being used in a derogatory manner to describe Anglo-Saxon patrons to SE Asian establishments.

Potatospeak is a humorous term used to refer to metaphors which use this slang, including:

Potato Salad - a large gathering of potatoes, usually around hotel swimming pools.

Mashed Potato - amotorbike accident involving at least one potato. Often includes a muffler burn.

Baked Potato - sunburn

Potato Wedge - a poorly executed motorbike manouever

Potato Famine - a potato orders a meal at a local restaurant. On arrival he realises it is completely inedible.

Atkins Diet - a period of time when the potato decides he or she doesn’t want any more potato in his life.

Bubble and Squeak - older potato who has hooked up with a younger, beautiful local girl

Fauxtato - a local person who is sitting in a Hard Rock Cafe.
"We went to this really nice Italian Restaurant in the old quarter of Hanoi, and it was full of potatoes."

"You should have seen the potato salad around the pool at the Sofitel last weekend."
by Oseric May 17, 2009
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Amish Potato Basket

Getting a BJ and taking a dump at the same time
Steve-o: hey Toby i got a Amish Potato Basket last nite from my girlfriend!

Toby: how was it?

Steve-o: Awesome!
by Jmace August 4, 2008
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coach potato

someone who spends most of their time watching TV and doesn't exercise or have any interesting hobbies. Such a person spends most his/her free time sitting or lying on a coach.
My hubby is killing me; he never socializes. He's never asked me to go out; he's a coach potato.
by Iyad Abdelrahman March 29, 2008
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