Poon Hoarder

A poon hoarder is a friend who tries to cock block you even though they know they have no chance with the girl

Can you believe he is being a poon hoarder? She is obviously not into him and he knew that when he saw her talking to me.

by purgatorybound March 19, 2009

Poon-put

When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.

"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."

by JonCollinski April 26, 2006

poon wagon

Can be used to describe an automobile that either:

a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.

a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.

b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

poon spoon

spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption

Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.

by aankie April 22, 2007

poon wacker

1.A male who who hurts the girl in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his girl.(adj.)

2.The act of slapping a females crotch after sex.(verb)

3.Someone who always fucks the girl hard no matter what.(adj.)

-dude after i was done i came in her eye and now its all red and stuff.
-why do u always hurt your girl friends man?
-what can i say I'm a poon wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

poon hawk

someone who enjoys the hunt for the elusive poon

Zach Dunn is a poon hawk

by Damarcus March 20, 2005