Piss-arc

When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.

"Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

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piss factor

The thing you have to consider when choosing which type of booze you want for the night. If you're not trying to piss every 10 minutes, you choose hard liquor. Otherwise beer is a great option.

Stephen" "I want to get really drunk before finals, but I'm not sure what I should get"
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".

by xLonnie December 11, 2016

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Piss Muncher

Literally: Someone that pisses into an ice cube tray and freezes their piss then proceeds to munch on their piss cubes.
Figuratively: Someone that is very weird and or very annoying.

Dean: “Hey Alex, did you hear that Oscar is a piss muncher?”
Alex: “Yeah I figured, he’s so weird and annoying.”

by ZestyyLemons January 26, 2019

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piss slippers

When a cat or any other domestic animal marks its turf and said turf happens to be ones slipper(s).

“Bobby” arrived at worked and wondered why one of his shoes seemed damp inside, his reply was i am wearing a piss slippers, much to his dismay he continued on with his workday.

by Thewickedest1 October 6, 2018

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Piss Jail

Piss Jail is when you desperately need to pee but are unable to due to current circumstances making it extremely difficult or impossible.

Stuck needing to pee in an important company meeting that isn't over for another hour? Piss Jail.

Stuck needing to pee in a crowded train and your stop is miles and miles away? Piss Jail.

Also acceptable: Piss Prison

Bro PLEASE pull the car over, I've been in piss jail for the past hour!

by Cant be traced June 21, 2019

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