Pinching your tamale

Rubbing one out. Whacking of ones winky. Masturbation station

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

Pinching your tamale

Whacking your winkie

Damn it Billy, stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

Pinche Drumroll

Someone who has "virgin ears". Others think of doing a drum roll on their "virgin" ear drums.

Pinche Drumroll has virgin ears.

by Steve Raymond December 10, 2007

Push and pinch

When you need to take a fast poop, usually in a public setting.

I had coffee with dessert and had to do a push and pinch before we left.

by Furry Croc March 12, 2022

pinch a rat

To void excrement from the bowels through the anus. Drop a deuce, defecate.

Man I gotta pinch a rat!

by Hephaestus June 26, 2021

Flow Pinch

To pinch ones flow, as in a bad situation occuring, or someone causing a bad situation. A real flow pinch would be when some guy is going to the bathroom and another person grabs his dick and "pinches his flow. This phrase can be used in almost any bad situation

One guy is with a girl and is about to have sex with her, and his bro walks in and turns on the TV and starts to watch. The guy who is about to get some shouts back "Dude what a flow pinch"

by Flow Pincher January 29, 2009

Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021