Kentucky thumb

When one thumb is entered into a woman's vajina instead of a tampon or during intercourse while menstruating. This is all in reference to Kentucky ballistics rn50 accident, stick a thumb in it campaign.

She was bleeding all over the bed so I gave her a Kentucky thumb while we made out

by Shot shooter May 20, 2021

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

thumb puncher

people who stick just their thumbs in their pockets or belts and leave their other fingers hanging out

Man 1: man look at that stupid thumb puncher
Man 2: i know right he looks so stupid
Man 1: what a retard

by pseudonym bitchass mofo April 17, 2021

chocolate thumb

To chocolate thumb someone is to place your hand in the 'thumb up' position and rest it on a seat next to you so that when a person sits down your thumb goes up their anus.

Penatration of the anus is unlikely when the victim is fully clothed, however not impossible.

F**k off Dave, you've chocolate thumbed me three times tonight!

by Matthew Iceton September 17, 2017

Dead Thumb

When one is so high, they're unable to use their thumb to ignite their lighter themselves.

"Dude can you light the bowl for me? I've got dead thumb."

by Mau. T October 6, 2015

Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.

"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"

by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009

Vagina thumb

Type of wound on your finger that ends up looking like a vagina.

I got vagina thumb when I cut myself with the corkscrew.

by Sillymonkey129 July 2, 2017