Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box April 19, 2011

irish yard sale

When a no-good husband or wife comes home to find his or her stuff dumped on the front steps.

"Maureen told Pat if he kept messing around on her he'd come home to an Irish yard sale."

by Mr Coffee Bear February 14, 2015

My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

A line from the song Milkshake by Kelis. (The song was remade by Goodnight Nurse, who made it considerably better and funnier.) Basically, the "milkshake" stands for the woman's sex appeal. When she says, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," it means she attracts all the guys in the area just by appearing there.

Girl 1: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Guy 1: *to Girl 2* It's better than yours.
Girl 1: *to Girl 2* Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

by that-spooky-kid November 03, 2010

you see these dogs in your front yard

If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know someone's upstairs clapping

you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONg

by idkman77777777 December 11, 2021

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004

the whole nine yards not the first six inches

1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)

"Girl, what you need to be looking for is the whole nine yards not the first six inches."

by RUKind January 01, 2008

let the dogs run all over the yard

when a female with gigantic tits takes her bra off before going to bed, her boobs move all over her body: up to her neck, down to her stomach, all over.

before pam went to bed she announced to all the girls at the sleep-over, that it was time to "Let the dogs run all over the yard"

by Meggiek November 12, 2007