keepin it ten benjamins

keepin it real

yo I'm just keepin it ten benjamins.

by Your moms boyfriend November 18, 2009

big ten funk

the truly crackerish athletes in the big ten conference.
consider funk a slang term

They got the big ten funk up in illinois.

by graham m. March 10, 2004

Ten Cent Pistol

Low-rent, heinous substance that disfigures you, like homemade napalm.

Because they ruined her name
Well, she hit them with her ten cent pistol
And they've never been the same

by mr.tanen June 08, 2018

ten gun salute

(n) The act of getting an erection in the presence of a beautiful woman.

Paris Hilton walked into the room and I gave her a Ten Gun Salute.

by -Trench- January 24, 2006

Ten percenter

When you have 10% of a boner so it just barley bulges in your pants but is still noticeable.

Man i'm rocking a ten percenter and i don't know what to do with it.

by ComradeHamster February 22, 2015

Ten Second Warning

The Ten Second Warning is the brief period before vomiting where you are aware of what is about to happen. It's like your body telling you to get to a sink or toilet, unless you want the extra hassle of mopping your own stomach acid off the floor.

"Hmm, I'm suddenly wide awake; there better be a good reason for my precious sleep being disturbed. My stomach doesn't feel so good, and-- oh crap, it's The Ten Second Warning! Find a toilet!"

by The Reservoir Lion April 02, 2010

ten-second-tom

When a guy gets so excited that he barely gets her shirt off before and blows his load, usually acompanied by the excuse "meh, it's been a while".

Typically happens to virgins, engineers, dush-bags in suits, any guy aged 14-19, this guy named Dan that I met at my friends birthday party last month, and dudes with large commic book collections.

Last night was horrible. He started feeling me up and this wet spot formed in his pants and he ran for the bathroom. He was such a ten-second-tom.

by Janie_May October 30, 2006