Douche Milk

A dead beat dad that milks everything and everyone in his path. Instead of shit talking him in front of the child, you just call him douche milk.

Rob, oops, I mean douche milk is such a ridonkulous hipster zen wannabe.

by Diana in Oregon January 23, 2009

milk people

not very subtle code for white people

My golf resorts are membership only; you know, for the milk people

by Design August 3, 2017

a bottle of milk

my neighbor's self description of her pre-summer white skin

Barb - "Girl, my legs are so white I look like a bottle of milk!

Bon - " LOL You know you never tan, girl! You and I both will

be looking like Casper's big sisters all summer!

by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022

Milk slap

The jocular act of hitting someone in the face, usually gently, with a cold, plastic milk bottle. The bottle is generally at least 6 pints – large enough to cover one side of a person's face.

This action often just cools the victim's face in a pleasant way, rather than actually hurting them.

It's a milk slap, L.B.!

by Kokapetl January 19, 2009

Milk Gang

The best gang. Often compared to floor gang. Orange Juice is not cringe.

Members are called boners.
Dani: I heard Billy drinks Oj.

Karlson: Cringe.

Dani: Milk gang!!!

Oh I heard you were in Milk Gang

Orange juice is cringe
...SHUT

by Qwerty_13 February 7, 2021

choccy milk

the type of milk that everyone wants to steal

"WHO STOLE MY GODDAMN CHOCCY MILK?"

by TheBigYES October 15, 2020

Milk party

A milk party is an invite-only shindig in which guests are instructed to arrive with a gallon of milk to be presented to the host. The purpose of the milk is unknown to all guests, and it is generally accepted that the host will reveal his or her intentions for the milk at the height of the party.

Yo you get your gallon yet for Sara's big milk party tonight?

by NUMNF November 29, 2015