The most cheesiest grand high lord of cheesy sayings. He is dirty minded and devious but a pretty cool person. Friend of the Lordess. Is also king of toasters.
by Distractor in Chief January 01, 2021
A really suicidal person who makes death jokes, probably in a boat zone. This person will also not be suicidal in any way shape or form, they say they are, but they have a really good life ahead of them.
by Construct April 30, 2022
Lord Garrison, also known as Garry, GarBear, and Pope Garrison. Waddles the Halls of SJR and is worshiped by his students
by MondayNightHalfApps August 08, 2023
He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.
His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.
His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
*fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise*
Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*
Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*
by ONANERING February 06, 2019
A person who is a ruler of anything and everything Emo in existence. This person is your stereotypical Emo person who is also extra at all times. Dark lipstick is a rarity but merely adds to the already overbearing amount of Emo.
by Definitely not me guys February 13, 2018
The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.
by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021