When a naked guy and girl are attached to two boats and are going 60mph at each other. Before they die the shaft will be inserted into the coin slot. This act last only for 0.63 seconds
On a remote stretch of turbulent ocean, two small boats faced each other, adrift but accelerating toward an inevitable collision. Strapped to these boats, their wrists bound tightly to the rusted metal frames, were a man and a woman. The cold spray of the ocean stung their faces as they both struggled, their eyes wide with excitement .
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
by Lexington’s adventures October 14, 2024
A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022
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(Adjective) An offense deemed severe enough to justify action of the rest of the group throwing you into the ocean
Person 1: "Yo I'm playing Fortnite right now!"
Person 2: "Unfortunately that would count as an oceanable offense, and you know what that means..."
Person 3: "Oh god..."
Person 2: "Unfortunately that would count as an oceanable offense, and you know what that means..."
Person 3: "Oh god..."
by fleig November 06, 2022
To do someone a massive favor or service, specifically in an area the person is unfamiliar with and liable to be screwed over trying.
A: is the music industry really that hard to be successful in?
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.
by Vice Augustine June 19, 2016
One of the more historical towns on the famous Jersey Shore. Between Asbury and Bradley. Its filled with Old Victorian beachfront homes. The town itself is crazy diverse. Its one of the most religious towns (no bars or liquor stores allowed) yet has one of the highest gay/lesbian populations. People are generally nice, can be a little stuck up. But for the most part people are hippy pot smoking, yoga loving, church goers.
The town is awesome, right next to Asbury Park's down town.Everything you need is in walking distance. The beaches are clean and nice, with a little fishing pier. The town has a bunch of shops, an ampitheater church, concerts on the boardwalk and summer tent homes (which have a 100 year waiting list to get).
The town generally has no benny's but a lot of weirdos. Many of the Marlboro Hospital insane asylum patients now live in the area after the Hospital closed down. The town is generally safe though.
The town is awesome, right next to Asbury Park's down town.Everything you need is in walking distance. The beaches are clean and nice, with a little fishing pier. The town has a bunch of shops, an ampitheater church, concerts on the boardwalk and summer tent homes (which have a 100 year waiting list to get).
The town generally has no benny's but a lot of weirdos. Many of the Marlboro Hospital insane asylum patients now live in the area after the Hospital closed down. The town is generally safe though.
Guy One: Lets go to Ocean Grove to surf.
Guy Two: Sounds good, then lets go to Day's to get ice cream.
Guy Two: Sounds good, then lets go to Day's to get ice cream.
by ogchica February 16, 2013
Noun
1. The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.
2. The sequence of a life form braised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.
1. The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.
2. The sequence of a life form braised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
by bob bobbo boboson July 07, 2020