Nub Pumpist

a combination of the words "Nub" and the guy that pumps your gas.

Wilfred was such a nub pumpist once, but now he runs his own gas station.

by BigBurlyBalls January 11, 2008

Nub job

When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend

I gave Brian a nub job yesterday.

by Collin102 January 11, 2020

Man Nub

premature man bun

Alec's hair was not long enough for a bun...but he tried anyways. Alec shouldn't have tried. Alec had a man nub.

by SEXretary January 12, 2015

nub

An enigmatic weirdo. Especially one that is cute and makes silly faces. Can be found speaking in a language comprised of only the word "nub.". Often redheaded.

"Nub nub nub nub!" cried the nub.

by Kaptainkmk May 16, 2011

Nubbed

When a person, place, or thing is to the point of failure when they grow a nub on their head and think that they’re unicorns because the level of failure they are is legendary

Hillary Clinton got nubbed in the election

by Rabbit breast October 14, 2018

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by therealnub September 21, 2020

Nub

Someone who thinks they are a noob, (and is a little in certain places), but stands up for other noobs and calls themself a true nub.

Me: This kid truly is a nub.
Child: But what did he do?
Me: He is a noob, with personality.

by NUBBY NUB NUB November 7, 2018