Hackney Half

When a London hipster pops ‘semi’ mid sesh after sinking a few craft beers with the boys

A young lady walks into a bar

Woah lad’s, I may have a hackney half coming on!

by Goldilockss0 July 28, 2019

Take a half

To leave work early. Usually unexpected

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch

by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010

Half Jay

A mostly straight male who has a kink for chicks with dicks and is also a switch.

Example: Micheal - "Kevin what is that on your computer?" Kevin - "Oh hey Micheal that's just an attractive woman with a pee pee instead of a va jay jay". Micheal - "dude that's so half jay!"

by Not_Gregory October 19, 2019

half-living

The state of which only half of your life is actually being used to full potential.

Sarah has chosen to never again eat chocolate and is now only half-living.

by QueenKathryn January 12, 2015

Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.

"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.

by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011

half squidy

very very moist

you was half squidy

by [e-mail] July 4, 2016

Half-talker

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.

It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.

by MContrary August 3, 2012