Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name of Houghton who is and can me monumentally grumpy and Sandy 110% of the time even when the world around them is positive.
George - Elise how are you today ?
Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !
George - but the day is beautiful!
Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!
George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.
Elise - ……………
George - your such a turbo grump
Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !
George - but the day is beautiful!
Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!
George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.
Elise - ……………
George - your such a turbo grump
by Akala1234 August 25, 2023

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by SliceOfPi3 January 28, 2021

the most intense deuche bag of all. He/she recognizes the extent of their obnoxiousness and revels in it. The most intense form of deuche, a deuche for all ages.
by TheS-Box September 25, 2010

The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.
Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
by turboedger678 January 30, 2024

A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)
by Gdawg39 February 2, 2017

A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023
