Diaper Surprise

The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.

I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!

by .Bruk November 15, 2009

Spicy Surprise

When a man douses his penis with Tabasco sauce secretly and then immediately proceeds to insert his penis into a girl's vagina balls deep.

John: I gave Shirley a Spicy Surprise last night and she squealed like a stuck pig!

Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!

by Ojpoj July 23, 2013

Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.

Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick

by NICKBERT August 15, 2010

Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.

"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

Brownie Surprise

When a white married couple has a baby together and the baby comes out black

Jacob: WTF why is our baby black?
Catherine: .... This is a brownie surprise

by zachholt May 4, 2011

chipmunk surprise

after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)

not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.

my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.

by candiru July 28, 2007

SURPRISE BITCH!

Needs no explanation. If you honestly can't figure out what it means, you're a fucking retard.

SURPRISE BITCH!

by No surprises :( November 17, 2010