my baby

The most amazing, beautiful, perfect girl in the whole world.

Neal said, "You are my baby soph"

by Neal March 11, 2005

my dougie

when one is lookin clean wit a fresh haircut

walkin out tha barber shop:
female friend- ok i see u wit a fresh dougie
you- so u said u like my dougie...im fresh!

by jawn3j April 26, 2008

My life

A scary movie

My Life is scary because you never know what is coming and it’s going to be a mystery

by England October 26, 2018

Not my house

A game played at any party where the goal is to destroy the home without the people of the home knowing, usually followed up with yelling not my house after you break something.

guy 1: "dude this rage is lame wanna play not my house?"

guy 2: " im two step ahead of you, i put cat litter in the back of thier toilet."

guy 3: "dude me too, i pissed in their box of cheerios."

by turbo wurbo April 3, 2010

This is my jam

your favorite song at the moment. Or the jam that you eat.

OMG guys...guys this. Is. My JAM!! I just...just have to rance.
shh, my jam is on. SHUT UP, THIS IS MY JAM
This is my jam... no guys i'm serious, it's blueberry jam. It's awesome.
Shit, I missed my jam.

by queerunicorns April 12, 2015

my bitch

my bitch, an affectionate way that someone might refer to their girlfriend as, a word used by the likes of chavs and 'playas' although prefferably not infront of their girlfriend's parents as this will result in the father 'weighing' the chav

boyfriend: yo homies, dis ma bitch
father: you disrespectful little shit. come here, dont run away from me, oiht! come back here where are you going, there's no need to cry! stop it you little bastard

by pastatastesbad May 13, 2005

my fav

Your most favorite person.

Of all the people I have ever met, Ashley is my fav... by far.

by Sexxy Pants October 17, 2007