crayon muncher 

A term is often given to members of the United States Marine Corps, under the stereotype that all Marines are mentally deficient.

Guy 1: You were in the military?? That's so cool!
Guy 2: Yup, enlisted in the Mari-
Guy 1: Oh. You're one of those crayon munchers.

crayon muncher by zuccer December 26, 2021

mounched 

the past tense of "eat"

i mounched & i mounched & i mounched.

mounched by yohearn October 14, 2008

munchery 

food, munchies etc anything you consider edible

Lets walk to the store to get some munchery.

munchery by rodniguh210 October 29, 2010

mulched 

When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.

Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.

mulched by #shitsdeep January 16, 2017

double muffin muncher 

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.

"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."

double muffin muncher by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020

Dirty Curry Muncher 

A person who did the art of filling a pussy with curry and eating it out

I am a dirty curry muncher

Dirty Curry Muncher by Jew with a big cock February 3, 2021

cock muncher 

one who takes sexual or otherwise sick pleasure in chewing on the hard knobs of wild animals

President Bush is a cock muncher

cock muncher by R00tBreaker August 4, 2003