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crayon muncher

A term is often given to members of the United States Marine Corps, under the stereotype that all Marines are mentally deficient.
Guy 1: You were in the military?? That's so cool!
Guy 2: Yup, enlisted in the Mari-
Guy 1: Oh. You're one of those crayon munchers.
by zuccer December 26, 2021
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mounched

the past tense of "eat"
i mounched & i mounched & i mounched.
by yohearn October 14, 2008
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munchery

food, munchies etc anything you consider edible
Lets walk to the store to get some munchery.
by rodniguh210 October 29, 2010
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mulched

When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.
Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.
by #shitsdeep January 16, 2017
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double muffin muncher

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.
"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."
by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020
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Dirty Curry Muncher

A person who did the art of filling a pussy with curry and eating it out
by Jew with a big cock February 3, 2021
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cock muncher

one who takes sexual or otherwise sick pleasure in chewing on the hard knobs of wild animals
by R00tBreaker August 4, 2003
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