You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses
by Soft Steve January 18, 2012
The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.
Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"
sentence 2:
Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"
Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"
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Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"
sentence 2:
Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"
Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"
Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular
by MoistNIgger March 30, 2016
I gave him a moist martin!
by Someguywhomadeathing September 03, 2018
When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.
Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
by AmySueDew July 25, 2021
by Bemining December 13, 2018
where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable
by daddys_toes May 10, 2018
My stomach started rumbling half-way through my shower. I didn't want to get out then start the shower over so I just dropped a Moist Coiler right next to the drain.
by Tommie Tank July 21, 2022