Michael

Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode

Girl: "Ewwww he is such a Michael

by Startrel8637 May 19, 2018

Michael

Ugliest Man you will ever see. Honestly don’t go near him. He breaks ur heart, and makes ur eyes cry just from looking at him. He isn’t cute in the heart, soul, or body. He is just, disgusting.

Ava: Ew i hate Michael.

Ava 2: I know look him staring us because he has no friends.

by urbiotch June 10, 2018

Michael

Faggot

You are a michael

by luke_baker September 21, 2017

Michael

A selfish jerk who only cares about himself. Someone who will never be successful in life, in any way possible. Also a ugly looking loser.

Michael is a loser.

by Best At CoD And WWE January 18, 2017

Michael

Most annoying person ever. Most people dislike him.

Dude, stop being so dumb, your acting like michael

by Respek.whamen August 7, 2018

Michael

A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.

Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)

by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016

Michael

Michael hates people is sad and cold inside has a hole punish heart and everyone hates him doesn’t know how to smile or laugh without pain behind him is to shy to talk to people

Michael hate people cares for no one and loves when people cry and broken like him

by Pryoaxe May 7, 2018