Mexican hoverboard

The lawnmowers that you stand on while operating them

Candice: Where did Jose go?
Juan: Hes over there on the Mexican hoverboard

by Candicejoe69 May 5, 2023

mexican suitcase

A large trash bag.

I saw Joanna dragging her mexican suitcase onto the city bus after she shopped at the garage sales across town.

by Celtic26 April 9, 2010

Mexican Cat

A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.

Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.

Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.

by Refofel July 7, 2015

mexican budlight

When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.

“She came over last night and I gave her a Mexican budlight for dessert.”

by Clee Toris May 24, 2020

Mexican Mudpumping

A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.

I haven't talked to Panda in a while.

Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.

by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020

Mexican Cupcake

The act of breaking wind into the palm of your hand and then forcefully shoving it into someone's nose.

Chad never saw the Mexican Cupcake Mike gave him coming but he definitely tasted it.

by anonymous May 10, 2021

Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018