The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip your dick off to use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was soooo fucking hot"
"hoo hoo hoo!"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024

Shotgun Method

A male or female (mostly male) uses an unorthodox way of gaining a significant other. Like a shotgun you would shoot at someone multiple times hoping it does damage. The shotgun method doesn’t work from far away therefore making it inevitable for a restraining order to be filed.

Ace is a prolific user of the shotgun method.

by Norskmann1201 October 27, 2022

Fitzy Method

lodging your vape pen in the tip of your penis and hitting a blinker until you release and your semen and the smoke ooze out

I was bored last night and I used the Fitzy Method

by Vewwycool February 20, 2025

Grating Method

The Grating Method is a Method of oral pleasure involving ones teeth to grate the skin of someone(s) of typically the of male gender genitalia

Kai used the Grating Method on my schlong last night I wish he had braces though.

by The Grater July 6, 2024

sharing method

A peer to peer business model for trading information, goods or services via an online marketplace.

I used the sharing method and rented out a room in my house to a random person to make extra money on Airbnb.

by seme81 August 25, 2015

WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.

1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."

by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022

The drill method

When you take a shit and the poo gets in your ass hair and you go into the shower and clean it out by using your hand in drilling motion

I used the drill method on my butt hairs

by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025