mega dick sam

Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.

Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard

by cumcannister July 26, 2021

Super mega virgin

Somebody who has never masterbated or had any sexual pleasure or touch from another person . This person also never has been kissed or held hands

Mira is a super mega virgin whose couchie has never been touched.

by Ciera August 31, 2022

MEGA ROOKIE GROUP

Enhypen (Korean: 엔하이픈; RR: Enhaipeun; Japanese: エンハイプン; Enhaipun), commonly stylized as ENHYPEN, officially abbreviated as EN-, is a South Korean boy band formed by Belift Lab, a joint venture between the entertainment companies CJ ENM and Big Hit Entertainment.The band is composed of seven members: Heeseung, Jay, Jake, Sunghoon, Sunoo, Jungwon, and Ni-ki.

Enhypen is the mega rookie group

by Ygmangoooo January 13, 2021

mega ultra poggers

When something is so incredibly amazing to where it can only ever be labeled as mega ultra poggers

Person 1: I MADE DINO NUGGIES
person 2: MEGA ULTRA POGGERS

by Wildtrumpet2341 May 31, 2021

yellow mega man

undercover phone call or text message for norco's. which is a pain killer like vicodin or ibuprofen.

yep, i just got back from my doctor's appointment. he gave me my perscription for yellow mega man & blue mega man. later tonight i will be super ultra mega man! i'm luvin it!

by flava b(bernie mac) April 1, 2009

mega smega smegma

Mega smelly dickcheese found underneath the foreskin in most dirty uncircumcized men. Looks like a mixture of athlete's foot, colby jack cheese, and asbestos.

You could smell Johny's mega smega smegma from across the locker room.

by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

mega ultra chicken

An Egyptian God Card from the series of Yu Gi Oh

Mario: I summon Mega Ultra Chicken!
Yami: I still don't know why it's called that.
Marik: Nobody does it isn't funny
Tristan: Egyptian God Card!

by Slider the executive producer October 26, 2020