Midnight McDonalds

the time when McDonalds serves you the leftover food that no one else wants. this food can and will make you sick.

"so are you still coming to the party later?"
"i cant i had Midnight McDonalds."

by joshissocool February 12, 2010

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

Mcdonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football game named after a douchebag food lion employee. This game features the two worst teams in the league, and the loser is awarded the golden plunger, and the Toilet chair of shame!

Well its been another unlucky year of fantasy football, looks like I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.

by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021

The McDonald’s Effect

When a store/restaurant decreases in quality as the amount of locations increase.

The new pizza chain down the road isn’t very clean and the employees aren’t well trained. It seems like they have the McDonald’s effect.

by ManonXD March 19, 2020

Ronald McDonald

A scary ass monster disguised as a goofy mf but in his free time killing children with his scary blood red fingers to make meat for his fast food restaurant to have a place to launder his methè money wait fuck thats kernel sanders
Btw he's overpowered in mugen.

Ronald McDonald dick pic

by Donald McDonald May 13, 2022

McDonald Eyebrows

When someone eyebrows look like the McDonald's sign

Shutup with yo McDonald Eyebrows looking ass.

by Bicthplzzzz October 2, 2018

Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".

Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."

by NightSaberX October 10, 2021