by I am the real penis man July 7, 2021
Get the Matthew connorsmug. by Concrete spreader June 12, 2011
Get the Matthew Biggerstaffmug. This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017
Get the Matthew Shirleymug. Most likely lives in San Antonio Texas and has curly hair. Probably a valorant addict and hard to talk to. However if you get to know him, you'll learn that he is not that smart and will often yell HELP in the middle of the hallway. Overall a good friend and always good to befriend a Matthew Medina.
by vehzy May 21, 2023
Get the Matthew Medinamug. A weird loser who has no friends. Is obsessed with stupid bands that make terrible music. Deserves to step on Lego because of how stupid she is. Is obsessed with freaks in eye liner
by Chazzawesome March 27, 2015
Get the emily matthewsmug. one of the best people you could ever meet. he can make your day so much better with just a look. if you're close with him he cares for you unconditionally in his own way and has hands down the best smile. he has the best personality and sense of humor but you gotta be cultured enough to understand. he can look pretty intimidating sometimes but hes actually a big softy or a big friendly giant. hes a very patient and understanding person and someone who is actually pretty easy to get along with. hes very talented although he won't admit it. hes hard on himself sometimes but theres no reason for him to be when hes pretty much perfect. he makes everyday so much better and if you know him you should be very grateful especially if he decides to stick around. theres so much more to describe him and how amazing he is but that'd be like a whole 500 page essay
"You see that guy over there, the really tall one?"
"yea what about him?"
"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"
-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)
"yea what about him?"
"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"
-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)
by Bethannie's Bestest B February 27, 2020
Get the Matthew Crowmug. by Asainm March 19, 2017
Get the matthew chenmug.