Matt 

A massive nigga. A huge black man capable of impregnating men. His giant 10 elixir cock causes tremors when blood rushes to it. His huge testicles are thought to be dwarf planets.

Matt can say nigger

Matt by MattDaNigga April 8, 2023

Matt 

Sometimes helpful but mostly ignores people named kai.!

"Matt? ... Matt!" Matt: "Oh what? sorry."

Matt by Vince519519851 May 23, 2023

Matt 

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

Matt by Not Brooke July 7, 2023

Matt 

Is Also Know To Be Hypocrites, Liars, Know It All, Nosey, Fake. Big Asshole to make up for their small dicks. You will see them driving around in A larger truck goes with their big ego.

Oh their pulling a Matt..

Matt by Niagia November 2, 2023

Matt 

A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.

Matt is such a sweet person

Matt by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023

Matt 

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short

Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that

Matt by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024

Matt 

A homosexual

Matt: "I like having dicks in my ass"

Matt by Johnathan_Appleman January 15, 2024