A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin
Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock
by Navygirl October 18, 2012
Get the Kristian martinmug. A dirty Martine is a slang for a girl who sleeps with married men to get pregnant, the forcing the father of the child and his wife/husband/spouse into a poly relationship.
by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020
Get the dirty martinemug. by JoelTrolls June 6, 2018
Get the Nutty Martinmug. by James on the bus November 22, 2018
Get the Daisy Martinmug. by Dan hambly November 24, 2020
Get the Naked martinmug. by XOElite November 15, 2021
Get the Shawn Martinmug. When an east texas cowboy goes to Brazil and fucks shit up. Legend has it that the original Angry Martin was done in such a way that brought wealth and fortune to those who follow in his footsteps. Similar to the Angry Green Team, but done in Latin America.
by Green Team Three December 5, 2012
Get the Angry Martinmug.