karl malone

verb. To hog something all to yourself. ie, a basketball.

"Stop being such a Karl Malone and let me play..."

by Kris Perry April 2, 2007

malcolm

A complete SAVAGE, 100% get girls (including Soha ) And her mom . Obviously has the best hair award. 110% the best looking guy in the fucking school and also the funniest. The end my nigga Malcolm a SAVAGE

MY NIGGA MALCOLM FUCKED YO BITCH

by HAHAHAHimhere December 12, 2016

Malco

Nick Hodgson

AAAAAAA ur mum got wind from behind and she like dat shit from jonny jones

get a life an dnt bother doin it to other peeps its fukin anoyin!

ur jus a freak wid ur batty gal

by Me Jonathon Jones March 8, 2004

maycon

A buff fag who thinks he can play soccer and thinks he's cool because he can drive a car and has a girlfriend who is probably low key cheating on him.

Maycon is a loser. Don't be like Maycon

by Memo the savage March 15, 2017

malcolm

Someone who is perfect in every way or form

Malcolm is perfect

by MMUUMMUU September 22, 2016

Gandolf Macon

Gandolf Macon is a version of Randolf Macon and the Lord of the Rings dude, used referring to idiots, retards, dooshes, douches if your gandolf. Also used when referring to morning bed head, or looking like a hobo.
Macon is added when the person is super dooshus.

Ex. 1:
Joe: Yo wassup?
Dude: Nothing much..homie.
Joe: You wanna do me a favor and pay me back for that beer last week?
Dude: (runs away)
Joe: What a Gandolf.

Ex. 2:
Joe: Hi I would like a burger, fries, and a coke.
Dude: Ok sir drive around.
Joe gets the food and goes home and checks his bag of food.
Joe: WTF?
Joe has received a fish sandwich, onion rings, and diet coke.
Joe: That motherf****in' Gandolf Macon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

Malcolm

A born badass who is ready to kick anyones ass

Malcolm lui cailbre

by Lui c July 26, 2016