Shit Magnet

People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.

John was a shit magnet, his managers wanted him though.

by forgive1 December 20, 2021

Pi Magnet

When the symbol π drawn on a piece of paper is cut up and glued onto a piece of magnetic sheet to make a DIY fridge magnet—an inexpensive fun family math activity to introduce the most popular constant in mathematics to precocious kids.

What are the chances that if some kidpreneurs decided to tailor-make some pi magnets to sell to their classmates, they could earn enough money to afford a Mother’s Day present?

by MathPlus October 8, 2021

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

knuckle magnet

One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy

"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."

by Thekilz348 September 11, 2016

Magnet

To have magnetism or to be connected to with a girl

To love her personality

"Omg I think I'm magnet with jennika!?"
Magnetic
Magic
Together

by Picklestix June 18, 2016

Fanny Magnet

A man by the name of Glenn Murray

That striker from Watford, absolute Fanny Magnet.

by GlennShaggerMurray January 23, 2021

Magneted

When you are drawn to an object that you can't resist.

Boy: Where did you put the chocolate mom?
Mom: I put them in my bag...
Boy: Oh, is that so I don't get magneted to them?

by urb_wright October 11, 2022