shitucky mushrooms

a way of conceiling the fact you just swore infront of your mega ancient an mega strict grandparents

grandparent: you for got to eat ur tea last nite.
you: ooh yea shi..tucky mushrooms

by cheese monger July 26, 2005

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Wiley Mushrooms

A certain type of psychedelic mushroom, one of the best kind and highly potent. Not wildly known for the name, but usually known as liberty caps.

Jesus: Man, look at these Wiley Mushrooms i found on the golf course.
God: Woah, man, we should cover those in some chocolate.
Jesus: Dude, I already ate some, I've been trippen for hours.

by happiness5 June 29, 2010

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mushroom cloud

When you slap another person on their forehead with your dick.

this chick was passed out at a party do I gave her a mushroom cloud.

by 4Q2pal October 25, 2007

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growing mushrooms

Sitting for a long while

My little brother hasn't been doing his chores, he's just hanging around the house , growing mushrooms.

by Little dapper August 10, 2017

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Scarlet Mushroom

The passive aggressive act of a male who has just been post-coitally drenched in period blood. Upon noticing his red weiner, the man gently stamps any body part of the woman with the impression of his dick.

“Last night bitch went all Red Sea on me so I put a scarlet mushroom on her lower back.”

by Fallguy43 January 01, 2021

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