Landon is a absolute bastard who needs to get a grip and stay the fuck away from anyone who tries to get close to him because he’s a abusive shit who’s gonna end up getting his head caved in.
by sexy corben March 25, 2022

by Lilly_bugg November 24, 2021

Landon is a guy who will be there for you since day one. He’s very dedicated to the people he chooses to hold close to, and he keeps his circle somewhat small. He has a good head on his shoulders, and he knows how to treat a girl. He’s kind, loving, and joking around is his favorite personality trait. He’s the most attractive guy you have ever seen in your life, his brown eyes and brown hair are beautiful and if a guy could be called pretty, it would be Landon. He is perfect in every way imaginable; personality, looks, heart, smile etc. Literally everything, he’s got it. You are guaranteed to fall in love with him, and he will be an important part of your life for the long run. Everyone needs a Landon
by Derpyferretsgirlfriend June 7, 2022

A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.
by Hello many fellow sir July 8, 2017

Landon Shankle is a big dick beast and his cum can wipe out a village of small children his dick is so big you can walk on it
by Big dick dinosaur October 1, 2023

A guy named Landon is a guy who is tall, hot, can get any girl but has a MASSIVE Cock. Which is usually 12-13 inches. They are ABSOLUTE Giga Chads.
Oh my is that Landon
by Giga chads January 19, 2022
