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gouche ladder

A line of barbell piercings along the gouche (also spelled guiche), usually perpendicular to the line of skin. Not sure if it's more common in women or men. Men occasionally also have a frenum ladder and a hafada ladder.
Gouche ladders actually aren't that painful, as they are simply surface piercings. They're just a series of gouche piercings!
by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006
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ladder

1) A tool used to reach higher places by climbing.

2) A tool with steps, usually in a triangular shape used in climbing or reaching higher places.

3) The second in a set when used in an example.

4) Slang for a 3mg Xanex pill due to the fact that it resembles a ladder.
1) I could not reach the ceiling so I got a ladder.

2) The painter was on a ladder.

3) Mcdonalds and Burger King both have burgers but I would have to choose the ladder.

4) Damn that ladder really fucked me up.
by Da_Shit October 3, 2006
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Purple Ladder

When a guy sticks his cock in between 2 guitar strings and plays a beautiful melody. His balls would go down into the big hole in the guitar.
Pinky went for a walk and did a purple ladder at the store for all to hear. He jumped in the air and broke the guitar and his cock. Poor guitar...
by Red Yowler February 25, 2008
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landtrout

to go to the alaskan shores, catch a trout, bring it back to your fly L.A. beach house, and before engaging in sexual intercourse with anyone/thing smack the vaginal area viciously until internal bleeding
dude i gave your mom a landshark last nite !

oh really well your girlfriend enjoyed the landtrout i gave her half an hour ago, betch. ragellfragelllllllfuickyourself.
by fatal landtrout May 28, 2011
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LANded

A bunch of guys who own the people that posted the second defintion

I am d31, and i am the sickest mother fucker out

Fuck all you other cunts
Fuck those LANDed guys are cool, let's give them shit

Fuck landed owned me...I'm going to try and own them back
by d31 ma3ngz August 28, 2003
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Friend Ladder

On the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. The bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle bitch and the final step is the fuck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)
Daniel- Oh my god did you hear that Nicole was moved up to the 8th step on Dylans friend ladder?!

Julia- Oh I know! Yesterday she was on the 2nd step! Funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.
by slimshadiex0 November 22, 2011
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