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Funky Kong

One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong
by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023
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King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.
Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!
by KFC_Console February 6, 2021
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Donkey Kong

The act of penetrating another person with one’s genitalia. The act of sex.
We had some really good donkey Kong last night
by Redwood fan June 10, 2025
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Kang Kong

People who say something without thinking anything about the meaning of what they said. People who answer anything on your question that's way too off. This is caused by a lack of sleep.
You're so kang kong today. Get some sleep.
by Darkhaha April 14, 2021
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Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 18, 2023
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kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.
Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan
by kendoui February 26, 2018
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King Kong

An aggresive man that beats his wife,
A racist term to call black people Ape's, or
A way to call someone overly buff(steroids).
That Nigga look like King Kong.
by JazNimnree February 6, 2021
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