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Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
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kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.
Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan
by kendoui February 26, 2018
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Funky Kong

One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong
by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023
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Kong

nickname from SC’s youngest football coach David Smith for Jordan Thomas Cooper. He was Christ Church’s coach at 23 in the early 1990s.
Coach Smith said Kong was a great student-athlete and one of the best in Berkeley High School history.
by Coop Dupe October 28, 2021
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King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.
Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.
by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025
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Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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kong da savage pup

Kong Da Savage Pup is a Badass dog owned by Logan Paul; A Pomeranian; Has a love hate relationship with his big bro Maverick; Lives In La,California; Has an Instagram so go follow it!!
Kong Da Savage Pup is such a badass, he's definitely a savage
by Dongyalasongyalafong134 August 18, 2017
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