Blinking Kittens

(n): extraneous or non-essential design elements added to a website, generally at the behest of a non-professional designer. Useless or tacky web design. A neologism taken from the arcane HTML markup code that caused text to flash and the ubiquity of kitten pictures on the internet.

"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."

This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.

by Onisimos September 14, 2011

kitten fish

When someone catfishes as an under-aged person to troll pedophiles.

Smith kitten fished Michael and exposed him for the pedophile he is.

by blooisblooisbloo April 03, 2020

kitten mittens

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.

Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.

by purplething July 30, 2018

side kitten

When you are in an e-relationship, and have a discord side kitten.
like a side chick, but better.

“Jackson has 2 side kittens, this is crazy lore!”

by muush_ January 18, 2022

fluffing kittens

The act of doing more then what was required. A bonus.

I've already made my quota for the year, anything more is just fluffing kittens.

by nlbs September 02, 2020

daz kitten

somebody who agrees with everything Daz Black says, furthermore defending him in comment section fights.

Well, if having a healthy mindset means Im a daz kitten, guess I'll be one.

by PureSimple August 26, 2022

Momma Kitten

Momma Kitten means Kristen Scott

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turn brass,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a billy goat.

And if that billy goat don't pull,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark.
Momma kitten's gonna to buy you and horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
Well you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

by I love momma kitten (: April 02, 2011