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Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021
mugGet the Free kickmug.

hurricane kick

A kick so devastatingly powerful that it can only be compared to the sheer power and destruction brought on by a hurricane.
As soon as I laid eyes on the Nard Dog, I felt the insatiable urge to hurricane kick him into oncoming traffic.
by Nard Master April 16, 2015
mugGet the hurricane kickmug.

Kick a Ginger

Official Kick your ginger friend day -5/9/20
by Real0fficial_\________ October 5, 2020
mugGet the Kick a Gingermug.

Dan kick

A Dan kick is when a kick is so fierce it can destroy one and send one across globe or prehaps a different dimension.Can however only be performed by a Dan Wolf
did u just see him get dan kicked? he went like 36feet
by tonylegs696niggs November 29, 2010
mugGet the Dan kickmug.

Kick it with Mostly

Hanging out with Mostly or another important member of an organization.
Thatguy: Hey guys whatsup?

2Sniperpdaman: Man forget this I'm gonna go to advisor private channel in ventrilo and "kick it with Mostly".
by Blindsfell June 18, 2008
mugGet the Kick it with Mostlymug.

Kick bitch

When a user gets continually kicked from an IRC channel or Server for the fun of others
Mainframe is the kick bitch
Damn I got kick bitched
by adamus1red January 23, 2011
mugGet the Kick bitchmug.

kicked mouse

A mouse that has been brutally kicked, or your average annoying male
Ugh it's him again he's such a kicked mouse.
Oh my god I just found a kicked mouse on the floor!
by raindrop_0822 September 22, 2018
mugGet the kicked mousemug.

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