Jose is a person who you won't like if you hate idiots, but he's a good friend...... Im just kidding..... He's a big fat pussy, he's scared of everything hes ugly and fat... Jose is a man of his own kind and own back ground.
Person 1:Ay did you hear about jos-
Person 2: we don't say that name ever in this house you hear me
Person 1: Yes sir... Hey did you hear about jose
Person 2: YOU LITTLE SHI—
Person 2: we don't say that name ever in this house you hear me
Person 1: Yes sir... Hey did you hear about jose
Person 2: YOU LITTLE SHI—
by Ig: rquin_coupie January 27, 2020
Jose, a kind soul, handsome, trustworthy, loyal, he may be nonchalant but towards you but he'll open up eventually. He's something... not smart but smart? Can you imagine that? no matter how much you mess up, he's such a forgiving person and I wish no one would ruin that part of him ever. He'll put in the effort if you do the same. Seeing him makes my whole day, seeing him smile, laugh, just looking happy makes me feel some type of way. you'll love his hugs from his side hugs, hugs from the back, any type of physical touch from him will make you feel loved. Every time he touches me he makes my heart melt, I love him more then I love myself and that's impossible. when your with him he'll make it feel like its just the two of you guys. I still remember the first time we started talking all the dumb things I would do to make myself seem the same as him so he wouldn't get weirded out. but hes gonna love you for who you are. you'll always remember everything that you do with him. he will take your pain away and will get you feeling something else, something you never felt. he made me feel something I've never felt when I only had myself. but I'll cut this short to call you. if anyone hurts Jose they gonna be fcking dying, your crazy asfc. I hope we don't break up and if we do I hope you make your next girlfriend feel the same way you make me feel.
- from your girlfriend
- from your girlfriend
girl 1: "who's that emo kid over there? I heard he's the kindest guy but he seems like he doesn't wanna talk to no one?"
girl 2: "That's my mannnn, jose. he is everything everyone says he is."
girl 2: "That's my mannnn, jose. he is everything everyone says he is."
by 2012quotesreposted March 30, 2024
by user021474447 November 22, 2021
literally one of the most manipulative people in the world. scrawny and toxic. tries to blame everything on depression and asthma.
by LA6 April 30, 2024
A hot guy with a big heart but even big badonkadonk. It’s a horrible cook but a great dancer and loves to suck dick.
by Jaaymarie November 23, 2021
Someone who always needs attention and will do anything for money. He is usually a retarded hispanic who is mentally slow, is a money grubbing sleaze who does anything to get attention, good or bad. pulls hella hoes😎
Oh my god Jose is doing that thing again!
by asvvlxdshakajajK June 23, 2019
The worst possible human alive. He can fight and will beat your ass up. He can make you mad and you can LAST UP TO FOREVER WITHOUT TALKING TO HIM. He’s a dumbass to😌
by Cool club penguin December 15, 2018