baker joke

A term used to label a joke that is incredibly corny or not-so-funny and/or lame. Originated from students who's teacher would continually say jokes while teaching.

Student: Mr. Baker, it's cold in here!
Mr. Baker: Well there's a warm-up question on the board.
Student: Total baker joke...

by Parki August 7, 2011

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Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010

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no joke

when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true

'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

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Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009

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GI Jane joke

A joke about Jada Pinkett Smith, where it’s pretending her for the lead role of the next GI Jane movie, because of her bald haircut.

PGRGV

Chris Rock: Jada, I love you, GI Jane too, can’t wait to see it, alright
-Will Smith slaps Chris

Chris Rock: Wow, Will Smith just smacked the sh*t out of me

Will Smith: Keep my wife’s name out of your f*cking mouth
Chris Rock: Wow dude
Will Smith: Yes!
Chris Rock: It was a GI Jane joke

by Pablo Rico March 28, 2022

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