john 

john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)

john does not appreciate being named after a toilet.

john by slytherdor October 7, 2020

John 

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.

"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"

John by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020

John 

A spasticated rat.

I see a John over there.

John by TheKing19981998 October 19, 2020

John 

John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.

Guy 1: “Have you met John?”
Guy 2:”No.”

John by Swordsman891 October 27, 2020

John 

The greatest person alive. Is funny and usually has brown hair. Is very outgoing and funny.

Me: John is the best :)
John: nah you are

John by Perid0tIsBest October 28, 2020

John 

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.

"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"

John by Nagant Pelenkov November 1, 2020

John 

Gay

John is gay

John by Ruh Roh Raggy November 3, 2020