Japanese Chimichanga

When you cut off a persons nipples, poop inside the hole, then sew the nipples back on.

I did a Japanese Chimichanga my friend.

by japenesebros October 18, 2010

japanese redlight

the act of getting out of your car at a red light at busy intersection and running clockwise around your car and when the light turns green stab your self with a samurai sword

yesterday jim pulled a japanese redlight and commited suiside

by harrison maddox September 9, 2006

Japanese Tsunami Relief

A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios.
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."

Logan: bro what's up with your chick's eye.
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it

by kyle Zeterberg April 11, 2011

jamantha

the state of being "rad" and or being 5 10.

dang that kid is so cool!
i know he is a jamantha.

by james the ruler of pubs March 22, 2009

japanese seesaw

it is where a person inserts their index finger in either the vagina or anus; depending on the way they are laying. their little finger is then inserted into the opposite hole which has not been filled. the motion of a seesaw is then made, thus the name the japanese seesaw.
its in multiple porno movies by the production 'the complete works of hench', and creates an overpowering orgasm that makes the reciever want more, but an acking arm for the one giving.

the japanese seesaw made me cum over and over and over and over, i dont know how i lived without it.

by mafumif January 23, 2008

japanese sack punching

a game in japan where the man bends over, lets his ball sack dangle and girls take turns punching it over and over again like a punching bag, first one to pass out losses

man did you catch that episode of japanese sack punching lastnight, i cant believe anyone is dumb enough to do that

by urbanman199876 November 4, 2011

Japanese Carrot Banging

When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".

"Shaq got caught doing the Japanese Carrot Bang in Chicago again."
(Japanese Carrot Banging)

by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014