New York City

An overpriced, overrated, skyscraper filled, industrial wasteland in the Hudson River Valley in the state of New York.

How can anyone live among all this overcrowding and filth in New York City? Life is much better in the South.

by RebRebel September 02, 2008

New York Yankees

a team made up of homosexual members. each has his own vital role. a-rod is there so jeter has an a-rod to suck, while bernie williams plays his trumpet in a homo band and bangs torre who is steinbrenner's bitch. this team has almost completely ruined baseball until they lost to the red sox in 2004 after being up 3-0. they are a disgrace to everything that is good in baseball.

Bernie: Hey Jeter, do you wanna come finish off torre for me, i gotta gig to play.

Jeter: No problem, id be glad to give him a hand.

by P.I.M.P March 10, 2005

New York Minute

Seven Seconds

You have a New York Minute, Just so you know that's seven seconds.

by everettj October 16, 2009

New York Pillow

the act of getting head upstairs, and when you hear the girl's mom coming up the stairs, you grab a pillow and put it over your dick.

"I heard someone coming, so I pulled a new york pillow."

by mangocuh September 19, 2008

upstate new york

Anything north of the immediate suburbs of New York City (i.e., Westchester, Putnam, Rockland, and Southern Orange counties).

Kindly note: Long Island is Long Island. It is not upstate. It's easy of the city, not north.

Bob: "Where are you from?"
Mike: "New York"
Bob: "Whooaaa is it crowded?"
Mike: "No, you dumb bitch, I'm from New York STATE. Upstate New York."
Bob: "Wait, it's a state?"
*Mike cracks Bob's skull.*

by alden. November 10, 2006

New York City

center of the UNIVERSE

forget the world, all the aliens wanna come to new york city!

by eeeeeeeep September 09, 2011

new york city

Quite simply, the shit.

new york city is the motherfuckin SHIT, yo.

(UD made me call it new york city. But no self-respecting new yorker calls it that. It's just New York)

by tbnyc November 02, 2008