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Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.
That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.
by Swayzedog August 9, 2019
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The Detroit Special

The Detroit Special is when you break someone’s kneecaps, usually in response to a perceived aggression
“Those refs really fucked up that Lion’s game. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gave them The Detroit Special.”
by Remnant313 October 14, 2019
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Detroit Beef Stew

When you are with a group of people who enjoy a rather odd fetish. This is the act in which a group of people excrete feces into a metal pot and share it with each other.
Person 1-Hey dude you ready for out Detroit beef stew tonight?
Person 2-Oh my god yes,I am so excited!!
by Englishmajor5697 December 17, 2017
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Reverse Detroiter

The act of masturbation using the backside of one's hand, ideally bending their fingers backwards to grip the shaft.

Using your fingers bent backwards allows you to stimulate the shaft through a faux ribbing sensation from your knuckles.
"Hey dude! I just got really bored and decided to break my hand in order to try out the Reverse Detroiter. I came bucket loads!!"
by Imtherealklib April 22, 2018
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Detroit Jacuzzi

A social event whereby a children's pool is filled with dirty tap water purging from
the stubs of stolen copper pipe and adults get and expell faltulence to heat the pool and create relaxing bubbles.
Matt found an old kiddie pool behind the crack house and filled it with water that was spewing out. All jumped in and went round-robin to pass gas to make Detroit Jacuzzi.
by Dbuzzkill September 28, 2017
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Detroiter

n. A person who lives in or around Detroit sucks, but acts like it doesn't suck. Furthermore, they feel as though it's the best city ever.
Even after the financial crisis and water scandal, Detroiters still believe their area is great. Detroiters are so delusional.
by purduestatistics October 5, 2017
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Detroit Discount

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.
Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.
by PriestOfChinChin October 14, 2017
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