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Imposterbating

Verb:

When a person, while engaged in a sexual act with a second person, actively fantasizes that the sexual act is being performed with a third person, the imposter.
This technique is frequently employed by people in long term relationships whose sexual relations have become a repetitive routine.
Where a masturbator is said to have those that they fantasize about in their “spank bank”, the term used for imposterbating is the “imposter roster”.
Me and the old lady had our usual weekly tumble, but the whole time I was imposterbating with that stripper from the club.
by Billp1833 October 18, 2021
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Third Impostor

Ivgi.
Me: Ivgi, stop being fucking Third Impostor!
by Tarnegolden October 16, 2020
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Mogus Impostor

The Mogus Impostor killed my family and stole my wife
by Sussy Baka INC. December 6, 2021
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are you impostor

are you impostor? you’re acting sus! though you were crewmate now your su-
by www.asshole.com May 3, 2021
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When the impostor is...

When your about to say 'when the impostor is sus but the impostor kills you before you can say 'sus'
red: When the impostor is...

*gets killed by the impostor*

impostor: phew

Everyone saw it though

Everyone: WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS...

*The impostor kills everyone*

impostor: double phew
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impossibel

Correct spelling of impossible referring to the greatest most unreal sex ever at any time any where any place.
We're indream, surreal lucidity---- and yeah sex impossibel, totally real.
by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn January 16, 2017
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impossibrew

A combined word of 'impossible' and 'brew'. Meaning a beer (but not limited to beer) that both taste and feel like alcohol - without alcohol (the impossible). Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Alcohol-free drinks are often seen as dull and boring, mostly because they fail to replicate the feeling provided by alcohol. Since most believe that the point of drinking is to enjoy its effects, an alcohol-free beer with the sensations of alcohol is widely considered impossible.
(Noun.) Hey, have you heard of impossibrew? It's a beer that tastes and feels like alcohol - without alcohol.

(Adj.) Damn, this is an impossibrew.
by FoodnDrinkDefs March 13, 2021
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